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A Tribute to Vaporwave

Vaporwave is not just an aesthetic.
Vaporwave is a feeling. A complex set of emotion. It captures feelings of yearning, of simpler times.

A yearning for a future that could have been, of color and sarcasm. It represents what many of us wish we had.
The music along with it allows for a deeper connection, a personification of irony and nostalgia translated to song.

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US Presidents I Hate and Why I Hate Them

Van Buren

Van Buren: He looks like Ebenezer Scrooge

Gerald Ford

Gerald Ford: His middle name is rudolph but his nose doesn't glow


Kennedy: He doesn't like Jordan Marsh

Teddy Roosevelt

Roosevelt: He stole all the gigachad juice for himself

William Taft

Taft: His suit is too black in the pictures


Garfield: He likes mondays, unlike garfield

Joe Biden

Biden: He likes rocky road ice cream but cookie dough is so much better he doesn't even get it like wtf why rocky road tastes like crap and the chips are too hard and fro

Dwight Eisenhower

Eisenhower: He is bald and that pisses me off

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Pictures of B E A N S in Places B E A N S Should Not Be

Bean Rifle

What a wacky image of B E A N S in a rifle chamber!

Bean-ston Cream

Woah! Imagine biting into a yummy bostom cream only to find B E A N S !

Bean Vaccine

Gotta get vaccinated against the B E A N S !

Beans on Toast

Fuck you, Britain. B E A N S do not belong on toast. Fuckin apes.

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Why Sushi is the Best Food

Sushi is the best food because it tastes great. Personally, I love spicy sushi but they are all good. If I had to choose a favorite roll it would be a spicy tuna roll.
I mean, really. It is that good.

Anyway, if you don't like sushi I refuse to associate with your kind. Get off my page if you don't like it. Just kidding. I am in your walls.

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About Alex

I am a Libertarian CompSci student who loves coffee and guns.

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